Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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