I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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