The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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