sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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