I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She bit a glass in half.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
