Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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