two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my sisters under your porch take her home
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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