And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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