She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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