four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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