Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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