Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
