Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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