apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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