This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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