No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize