its not stalking. its research.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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