did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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