We're facebook friends in real life
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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