the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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