The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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