I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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