I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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