We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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