Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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