what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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