Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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