don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After tacos, we're chasing women.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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