he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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