Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
