Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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