Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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