he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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