Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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