Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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