It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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