Non-Jews are for practice
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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