is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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