This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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