I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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