even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If I die, sorry about rent.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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