You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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