what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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