If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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