There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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