69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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