He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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