so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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