yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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