exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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