News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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