He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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