Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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