but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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