ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
