just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
