About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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