I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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