There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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