at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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